Happy Christmas to all, y’all!

Here be the challenge for today:

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My LOL Boris

Ruth Kelly resigns

First thought – why couldn’t it be Hazel f**king Blears.

D’oh

You, sometimes you think you’re so clever and witty. “How about I do X. That’ll be original and witty and confrontational and a little bit cheeky, etc.” Cue the golden rule:

Always check Google first

“Ho ho ho, I’ll call it my Bloggocks, that’ll be funny. I bet no-one thought of that before …”

So, apologies to the various people, including the venerable Bill Tidy, who got there first. It’s even in the Urban Dictionary for pity’s sake …

Work it!

Welcome, Hola, Bonjour, Guten Abend & Buona Notte. This is Moidah’s Bloggocks, a collection of random thoughts from da moiD, slices of modern life comin’ atcha triple-time, the most ahine thing around …

… how do you start a blog? We’ve all read our share of blogs, from comedy to techie to sporty to serious, but how many times have you been in it from start? Me neither. Hence current salutationary quandary.

It’s just a first few lines to get the ball rolling, you say … but still, don’t want to start off too cute or clichéd … hell, I’m even putting the accent in ‘clichéd’ now, definitely time to stop